This Valentine’s card is for anyone whose love language is self-deprecating humour.

Featuring the line:
i heard you like bad girls, well i’m bad at everything
it’s dry, sarcastic, and painfully relatable — perfect for couples who don’t take romance too seriously.

The details:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Printed on high-quality card stock

• Blank inside for your own message

Perfect for:

• Valentine’s Day

• Partners who share a sense of humour

• Perfect for introverts, misfits, and lovable chaos goblins

• Anyone who prefers jokes over grand romantic gestures

It’s funny without being mean, and honest without trying too hard — a low-pressure way to say you’re my person.

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique and printed in small batches in South Wales.