This isn’t just love.
This is neurological.

The You Have Altered My Brain Chemistry card is for the kind of connection that rewires your thoughts, short-circuits your logic, and makes your brain do unhelpful little somersaults every time they text back.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or for telling someone they’ve permanently changed you — emotionally, chemically, and probably for the better. It’s ideal for science lovers, nerdy romantics, and anyone who prefers their affection served with a dash of dark humour and honesty.

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique, this card says “I love you” in the most unsettlingly sincere way possible.

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The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Blank inside for your own side effects

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Why you’ll love it:

• Funny, modern wording with unhinged romantic energy

• Perfect for science nerds and emotionally self-aware couples

• Great for Valentine’s Day or anniversaries

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

Printed and packed with care in South Wales.

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.

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Warning: may cause butterflies, attachment, and long-term emotional dependence. 🧠💘