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Funny Marathon Good Luck Card – Run That Marathon, Bitch!

£3.49

Aggressive support… but make it love. 🏃‍♀️

FREE Postage on all cards!

Run That Marathon, Bitch!

This bold and hilarious marathon card is perfect for giving your runner a slightly aggressive boost of motivation before race day.

Encouraging? Yes.
Polite? Absolutely not.

Ideal for friends who appreciate a bit of rude humour and know it’s all said with love (and maybe a bit of shouting).

Perfect for:
• Marathon runners with a sense of humour
• Friends who enjoy rude or cheeky cards
• Running buddies
• Anyone who responds well to chaotic encouragement

Because sometimes the best motivation is a bit… shouty. 🏃‍♀️🔥

The Need-to-Knows:

  • Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

  • Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Handmade to order in small batches

  • Printed on premium-quality card stock

  • Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

  • First Class upgrade available at checkout

  • Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

  • Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.

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