Marathon Wanker

This hilarious running card features a very determined (and slightly ridiculous) running banana, bringing maximum chaos to marathon celebrations.

Perfect for congratulating a runner in the most unserious way possible — ideal for friends who appreciate a bit of rude humour and silliness.

Because yes, running a marathon is impressive…
but also… this card exists.

Perfect for:
• Marathon runners with a sense of humour
• Friends who love silly cards
• Running mates
• Anyone who enjoys a bit of cheeky banter

Because nothing says congratulations like a running banana and a mild insult. 🍌😂

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.