Well Done Marathon Wanker

This cheeky congratulations card is perfect for celebrating a marathon finish with a bit of classic rude humour.

Equal parts impressive and insulting (in a loving way), it’s ideal for friends who appreciate a bit of banter after achieving something huge.

Perfect for:
• Marathon finishers with a sense of humour
• Friends who love cheeky banter
• Running mates
• Anyone who deserves congratulations… but not too sincerely

Because running 26.2 miles is incredible…
but you’re still allowed to take the mick. 🏃‍♂️😂

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.