Happy Birthday
level up
wis +1
agi -1

A birthday card for the gamer who understands that levelling up… comes with trade-offs 😌

Featuring a clean, game-inspired stat layout, this one leans into classic RPG mechanics with a cheeky little twist — because sure, you’re gaining wisdom… but agility? Not so much.

Perfect for fans of stat screens, skill trees, and games like Baldur’s Gate 3 or tabletop adventures like Dungeons & Dragons.

Playful, relatable, and just the right amount of rude (in a loving way).

Perfect for:

• Gamers who love RPG mechanics
• Dungeons & Dragons players
• Baldur’s Gate 3 fans
• Friends who are definitely getting wiser
• Anyone who appreciates a gentle birthday roast
• People levelling up… whether they like it or not

Because ageing is basically just a stat redistribution.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.