Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
I forgot your birthday.

Sometimes there are no excuses… just pure panic, a dramatic internal meltdown, and the sudden realisation that you’ve missed an important date.

This card captures that exact moment — the long scream, the silence after, and the awkward honesty that follows.

Perfect for when you’ve forgotten a birthday and need a card that expresses your feelings very loudly… before quietly admitting what happened.

A simple message, maximum drama, and just enough humour to (hopefully) make up for being late.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.