A funny leaving card for when your smartest coworker or friend is abandoning you — and now you’re emotionally unprepared to function without their simplified explanations. 🐶🤔

Featuring a confused-looking dog, this card is perfect for that go-to person who always made everything make sense (in small words). A hilarious way to say goodbye while low-key begging them not to go.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.