Because subtlety is overrated and squirrels know best.

This I’m Nuts About You Valentine’s card features a ridiculously cute squirrel and a playful pun that says exactly what it needs to — I adore you, I choose you, and yes, I may be a little unhinged about it.

Perfect for couples who joke, laugh, and don’t take Valentine’s Day too seriously. Sweet without being soppy, funny without being mean — just pure, joyful chaos in card form.

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique, this card is ideal for partners, crushes, or anyone who makes your brain go a bit… squirrel.

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The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Blank inside — go heartfelt, go feral, your call

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Why you’ll love it:

• Cute squirrel illustration with maximum personality

• A classic Valentine’s pun done properly

• Perfect for fun couples, friends, and chaos gremlins in love

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

Designed by Jasmine and printed and packed with care in South Wales.

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.

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A silly, joyful little card for when your love is real… and slightly unhinged. 🐿️💖