For the person who broke through when no one else stood a chance.

This My Cold Dead Heart Chose You Valentine’s card blends dark humour with genuine affection, featuring a cute little figure clutching an oversized heart. It’s perfect for the emotionally guarded, the sarcastic romantics, and anyone whose love story started with “ugh… fine.”

Ideal for alt couples, introverts, and people who don’t do grand declarations — but still mean it deeply.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Blank inside for your own message (reluctant, heartfelt, or chaotic)

Why you’ll love it:

• Dark-but-cute illustration with emotional bite

• Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anti-cheesy love notes

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Funny, honest, and unexpectedly soft

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique and printed and packed with care in South Wales.

Please note: Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.

Because even the coldest hearts have favourites. 🖤