✨ This Card Contains NO Glitter.
Because you’ve suffered enough.
Thanks for being brilliant.

Glitter? Not today. This funny and thoughtful thank you card is perfect for the teacher who’s already cleaned up enough chaos this year — and deserves something simple, honest, and sparkly in spirit only.

It’s a lighthearted way to say thank you, without adding to their end-of-term mess. Because the real sparkle is in how amazing they are. 💫

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📝 The Need-to-Knows:

• 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own personal message

• Printed on premium card stock

• Designed and printed in the UK

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🎁 Why You’ll Love It:

• A relatable and genuinely funny design

• No mess, no glitter, just heartfelt thanks

• Ideal for teachers with a great sense of humour

• A refreshing twist on traditional thank you cards

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✨ Buy now and give your teacher a clean, classy card they’ll actually appreciate. No vacuum required. 🧼💌