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You Have Altered My Brain Chemistry – Funny Valentine’s Day Card

£2.99

Science can’t explain it. Love did this. 🧠💖

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This isn’t just love.
This is neurological.

The You Have Altered My Brain Chemistry card is for the kind of connection that rewires your thoughts, short-circuits your logic, and makes your brain do unhelpful little somersaults every time they text back.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or for telling someone they’ve permanently changed you — emotionally, chemically, and probably for the better. It’s ideal for science lovers, nerdy romantics, and anyone who prefers their affection served with a dash of dark humour and honesty.

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique, this card says “I love you” in the most unsettlingly sincere way possible.


The Need-to-Knows:

  • Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

  • Includes a recycled kraft envelope

  • Handmade to order in small batches

  • Blank inside for your own side effects


Why you’ll love it:

  • Funny, modern wording with unhinged romantic energy

  • Perfect for science nerds and emotionally self-aware couples

  • Great for Valentine’s Day or anniversaries

  • Printed on premium-quality card stock

Printed and packed with care in South Wales.

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.


Warning: may cause butterflies, attachment, and long-term emotional dependence. 🧠💘

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