How am I supposed to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

This vampire goose is fully embracing the immortal lifestyle — which, as it turns out, makes remembering birthdays rather difficult.

A humorous belated birthday card that leans into the “you don’t age” joke with a slightly dramatic, slightly ridiculous character to match.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of dark humour, animal puns, and a birthday card that doubles as a compliment.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.