Happy Birthday
From Someone Who Has
Killed Fewer Plants Than You

A gently savage birthday card for the plant lover who… tries their best 😄

Perfect for friends who have a history with plants (we’re not judging… much), this card leans into relatable plant parent struggles with a playful, cheeky twist.

Light roast energy. Nothing too serious.

Perfect for:

• Plant lovers with a sense of humour
• Serial plant killers 😄
• Friends who try (and try again)
• Gardeners
• Houseplant owners
• Anyone who will laugh at themselves

Because every plant death is a learning experience… apparently.

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.