Some feelings are sensible.
This is not one of them.

This I Like You An Unreasonable Amount Valentine’s card features two adorable sausage dogs forming a heart shape — because when emotions get out of hand, dachshunds are the only logical solution. It’s playful, affectionate, and just the right level of unhinged for someone you like… far too much.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any moment that calls for a lovingly dramatic declaration with zero chill.

Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique, this card is sweet, silly, and made to raise a smile immediately.

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The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Includes a recycled kraft envelope

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Blank inside for your own unreasonably emotional message

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Why you’ll love it:

• Features two sausage dogs making a heart (just because)

• Funny, relatable wording with chaotic Valentine energy

• Perfect for dog lovers and people with big feelings

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

Printed and packed with care in South Wales.

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.

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Because liking someone a normal amount was never an option. 🌭💖