new house, who dis?

That’s it. That’s the card.

Perfect for someone who’s just moved and is pretending they totally have their life together now.

Dry humour. Minimal effort energy. Maximum meme potential.

Ideal for:
• First-time buyers
• Friends who love understated sarcasm
• People who moved house and immediately forgot their old address

Because sometimes you don’t need a heartfelt speech.
Sometimes you just need lowercase chaos and a set of keys. 🏡✨

Need to knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.