you had a baby

No big speech.
No dramatic message.

Just the facts.

This deliberately low-effort new baby card features a very simple drawing of a baby and a perfectly understated message — ideal for anyone who appreciates dry, chaotic humour.

Perfect for:
• Friends with a good sense of humour
• Low-effort meme energy
• Celebrating a brand new tiny human

Because sometimes the most important news deserves the most minimal announcement.

you had a baby. 👶

The Need-to-Knows:

• Size: 5×7 inches (12.7 x 17.8 cm)

• Comes with a recycled kraft envelope

• Blank inside for your own message

• Handmade to order in small batches

• Printed on premium-quality card stock

• Free UK postage via Royal Mail Second Class

• First Class upgrade available at checkout

• Designed by Jasmine for The Ewenique Card Boutique

• Printed and packed with care in South Wales

Please note: colours may vary slightly due to screen settings.